Imogen Thomas seems like the perfect mistress. For one, this British glamour model is just all kinds of super sextastic (just check out her latest covered topless spread in Nuts). For two, she's pretty damn experienced in the position, or, positions, as it were.
Now, I've never really kept a mistress before, unless you count the change girl at the video arcade who I once paid three dollars to to watch my fanny-pack while I used the boys restroom. And I'm not sure that counts. But I am more than ready to step up to the big leagues of premiere league soccer players and the like who have scored on the sidelines of Imgoen's playing fields.
Wait, are super hot mistresses expensive? Alas.